Thursday, December 31, 2009

Top 10 News 2010

While everybody busy listing their Top 10 news 09. Why not predict? Mine is below :
1. China will issue New Passport to all China citizen that while travel to Malaysia. They are NOT safety guarantee in here, just like we Malaysian travel to ISRAEL.
2. Proton Bhd change their name to Tun Mahathir Bhd (Name after thier great founder, Just like Toyota, Honda,Chrysler....etc). Of course, story behind!
3. Insurance company's share prices hike! After all the policy load for at lease 50% (Due to high crixx rate)
4. We have to use "xMalaysia" touch&go card.But pay tax Rm 200 yearly ONLY! (It's FXXKING Convenience you know?See?)
5. Toyota & Honda think of move out from Malaysia as too many car's engine got stolen (Even jet's engine can be, what's car? Boleh? Boleh!!!)
6. There will be a NEW law on "you can't wear black top while hand holding a candle."
7. Another Guinness World Record for us! WORLD'S BIGGEST PARKING AREA during CNY on major road in Malaysia (Our PX share his joy during TV Prime time, TVx-x, NTVx.......)
8. More fund on "Tarian Malaysia" as our Puan XX says many Malaysian enjoy it VERY MUCH!(While Sugar subsidiary is lessen as sugar's price will hike.....Puan XX says less sugar during this period can save $ & stay healthier too) Cheers......
9. H.s.m.d quote that Selangor Football Club is the Best Football Club in the World! Follow with his KERIS ! (If you watch Man U, Real, Liverpool...You are NOT Malaysian........according to him)
10. SCB KL International Marathon come to the last this year in our land as some politician says marathon must wear long sleeve......else ban! (Almost all participant refuse to follow! (It's SPORT! NOT politics! )

Avatar, name of a movie worth paying for

Best movie of 09? Top of my list, Avatar! what else? James Cameron is the man behind Avatar. Another "Titanic" job from him! Nice!
3D, Marine, Alien, Great storyline, Hero, Action, Dragon, Love.....What a perfect melting pot comes with such an "juicy" apple of everybody's eyes!
3D is the initial purpose of the movie.' To be honest, It's damn fxxking great while my 3D session on.
Great graphic all over the movie. Great story & Great idea too (UBS hair)
Let's buy the bloody ticket & enjoy it. Cheers.....

Sunday, December 27, 2009

Another BOLEH from Bolehland

While busying on the visit to China for our PM. Can you see what happen here in the Bolehland?
This is something we are called "Human right"?
Our Police force is up to the standard that we always think of? (A Dream?)
A China student, Ms.Li Jun Jie who further her studies in Malaysia here, went to RedBox Karaoke for meeting her friend. End up in lockup for NO REASON! 8 days! Bloody 192 hours!
After proven Ms.Li Jun Jie is a student in day 3 for her identity, why hold her for another 5 days? This ACP Zainal Rashid should be SACKED right NOW with NO PENSION. How can this inhuman incident happen in here? Malaysia here?
She went to Chinese Embassy to lodge a complaint against Malaysia Police, the embassy official shooed her away! Bloody Hell!
This is nothing about SKIN COLOUR! Yet Boleh police continues to treat foreigners like this, soon we will lose all our tourists & students!!!
Maybe police personnel are recruited from a bunch of UPSR rejects who cannot think what is correct or wrong!
Good luck walking on the street, MAY GOD BLESS YOU if you forget your IC!
Visit http://www.malaysiakini.tv/video/18274/-china-student-cries-foul-over-8-days-in-lockup.html.

Product of the year (for women)

Since I have a post on Product of the year (for men). I have to make it for women too. I'm not sexual bias afterall!
Can dog consider a "Product"? Maybe Yes. We BUY it anyway. Just in different kind of "presentation" for me.
Why DOG is top on my 09list?
- NEVER blame you on late home & BEST of all, still waving(tail) while seeing you come home.
- NEVER lie to you! Dog bark! Idiot!
- NEVER complain on the food you cook for them! NEVER....Dog bark you know? Idiot!!!
- Dog NOT really care you make up or not. (Even there is a HUGE different BEFORE & AFTER)
- Dog BARK.......Watch the door for you(When you are stay alone)
etc..........................Happy 2009. Cheers

Saturday, December 5, 2009

Product of the year (for men)


Better Communicator

Boss complain about his staff can't get his order most of the time. He start wondering. What's the problems here?
Thinking of not done well on the delivering message. He went for a course for improving it. Done, yet the problems not much better.
He think again, ask for professional coach's advice this time. After a short discussion. Saying his staff can't remebering his order is the major issues here.
Boss ask coach: How can I improve my staff's memory? Can't just like my computer can be upgrade right?
Coach to boss: CHANGE your way of order.
Boss: How?
Coach: When you need coffee, how you say?
Boss: Gimme a coffee, fast!
Coach: No way!
Boss: Then?
Coach: Maybe start like, I heard you make the best coffee in the office. Do you think the coffee'll be slow infront of you?

Friday, December 4, 2009

BFM 89.9

BFM 89.9 The Business Station is my favourite station while I on the move. Stupid average 2 hour waste on the road(That's why I'm listening to radio) is a norm for KL M'sian thanks to lousy public transport in Bolehman, force most of us buy car (Pay high price on SAD quality Proton?) & hopeless jam on the stupid road design!
Breakfast Grille is the coolest programme as everyday'll schedule an interview of top company's CEO or MD. It can be a billion worth while listening to it. Learn from the success never a wrong bet mate!
Raise you game is another good programme as some priceless advice on management, cost saving & operational skills! Giving it for FREE on air!
If you are fan of BPL football. Can't catch the game on saturday night infront of TV? Why not listening to it? Yes, it's LIVE in the radio. At lease you know Torres is getting a hat-trick over mu while you are driving.
Try it today. Cheers