Product of the year (for women)

Since I have a post on Product of the year (for men). I have to make it for women too. I'm not sexual bias afterall!
Can dog consider a "Product"? Maybe Yes. We BUY it anyway. Just in different kind of "presentation" for me.
Why DOG is top on my 09list?
- NEVER blame you on late home & BEST of all, still waving(tail) while seeing you come home.
- NEVER lie to you! Dog bark! Idiot!
- NEVER complain on the food you cook for them! NEVER....Dog bark you know? Idiot!!!
- Dog NOT really care you make up or not. (Even there is a HUGE different BEFORE & AFTER)
- Dog BARK.......Watch the door for you(When you are stay alone)
etc..........................Happy 2009. Cheers