Thursday, December 31, 2009

Top 10 News 2010

While everybody busy listing their Top 10 news 09. Why not predict? Mine is below :
1. China will issue New Passport to all China citizen that while travel to Malaysia. They are NOT safety guarantee in here, just like we Malaysian travel to ISRAEL.
2. Proton Bhd change their name to Tun Mahathir Bhd (Name after thier great founder, Just like Toyota, Honda,Chrysler....etc). Of course, story behind!
3. Insurance company's share prices hike! After all the policy load for at lease 50% (Due to high crixx rate)
4. We have to use "xMalaysia" touch&go card.But pay tax Rm 200 yearly ONLY! (It's FXXKING Convenience you know?See?)
5. Toyota & Honda think of move out from Malaysia as too many car's engine got stolen (Even jet's engine can be, what's car? Boleh? Boleh!!!)
6. There will be a NEW law on "you can't wear black top while hand holding a candle."
7. Another Guinness World Record for us! WORLD'S BIGGEST PARKING AREA during CNY on major road in Malaysia (Our PX share his joy during TV Prime time, TVx-x, NTVx.......)
8. More fund on "Tarian Malaysia" as our Puan XX says many Malaysian enjoy it VERY MUCH!(While Sugar subsidiary is lessen as sugar's price will hike.....Puan XX says less sugar during this period can save $ & stay healthier too) Cheers......
9. H.s.m.d quote that Selangor Football Club is the Best Football Club in the World! Follow with his KERIS ! (If you watch Man U, Real, Liverpool...You are NOT Malaysian........according to him)
10. SCB KL International Marathon come to the last this year in our land as some politician says marathon must wear long sleeve......else ban! (Almost all participant refuse to follow! (It's SPORT! NOT politics! )

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