The Masters of the Dive @ £80 Million

A Portuguese who born 5 February 1985 in Funchal, Madeira who play football as daily bread, Called Cristiano Ronaldo. Player nom.7 of the MOST corrupted football club in the world, Manchester United.
Recent transfer to club Real Madrid, Spain is making the shocking Headlight again! Most EXPENSIVE football player on the planet!!! By far......Yes! It's most EXPENSIVE, BUT NOT THE BEST PLAYER!!! Why?
1) Because Steven Gerrard know nothing on HOW TO DIVE.
2) Kaka can't accept diving in the box (Back to Brazil, nobody do that)
3) Zidance use his "head" to express emotion, NOT FACE EXPRESSION, but CR did (Look at the picture!! He seems like delivering a baby....Very Pain huh?...)
4) Almost all football player has great balance, but CR? Check out at youtube......I would like to say, HE GOT TALENT!!! He gets the perfect 10 as football's No.1 diver in the planet !!